Rating: T - Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes.

AU: ATF/AU Thanks Mog for the ATF/AU! 

Disclaimer: The Magnificent Seven is owned by Trilogy, Mirish and MGM. No money is being made. This fanfic is purely for entertainment purposes.

Notes: Just thinking about a bunch of guys in an office. ;)

 

 

 

Memo

From: ATF Senior Special Agent Chris Larabee, Group Supervisor

To: Hooligans in outer office

Re: Okay, I'm going on record here so I'll have some sort of backup when this goes to trial.

If anyone, and I mean *anyone*, says the phrase "Whaazz up?" one more time, I *will* kill them. I don't care who it is. I don't care if it's a visiting liaison from the FBI. I don't care if it's AD Travis (though, why in the hell he'd say something like that is beyond me). I don't care if it's God. Really. If God is in the outer office and utters the words "Whaazz uuup?" I will kill Him. I will. I'll kill God. It's really that annoying to me. Honestly. I'll kill and hide the body of anyone I need to. Hell, I won't even hide the body. I'll just leave it out there as a warning to the next yahoo who thinks he's funny. A rotting, stinking, smelling warning-corpse to all.

Seriously.

'Nuff said.

 

 

 

November 2008

 

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