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Rating:
PG-13 for Yuckiness...? lol
Disclaimer.
The Magnificent Seven is owned by Trilogy, Mirish and MGM. Nothing
mentioned in this story belongs to me. No money is being made. This
fanfic is purely for entertainment purposes.
Warning:
PARODY/SATIRE/HUMOR
Author's
Notes: I'm
in the process of writing a parody for each/any/all of the seven.
(Don't want to pick on anyone <G>) So far, I have: The
Wheel, Icky,
Parts, Rental
Horse Blues.
This is a parody. It's not
to be taken seriously.
"I'm
fine, Nathan," JD said, slapping the healer's hand away.
"I'm going up to my room, if anyone needs me, you can make an
appointment with my secretary."
Nathan
shook his head as he watched JD enter the boardinghouse. "You
know, that boy could be walking around with his head in his hands and
he would say nothin' was wrong."
Buck
winced. "Um... kind of gross."
"Entrails
in his back pocket," Nathan continued his rant.
"Ewwwwwwww."
"Spleen
in his saddle bags."
"RETTTCCCHHH."
"Uh,
okay, Nathan. We get the point."
"Kidneys
in-"
"Nathan!"
"The
healer shrugged. Just tellin' it like it is, is all."
October
2004
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