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Magnificent Seven Fanfiction ~ Parody Style

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by: Ruby


Rating: PG-13 for Yuckiness...? lol

Disclaimer. The Magnificent Seven is owned by Trilogy, Mirish and MGM. Nothing mentioned in this story belongs to me. No money is being made. This fanfic is purely for entertainment purposes.


Author's Notes: I'm in the process of writing a parody for each/any/all of the seven. (Don't want to pick on anyone <G>) So far, I have: The Wheel, Icky, Parts, Rental Horse Blues.

This is a parody. It's not to be taken seriously.



by: Ruby 

"I'm fine, Nathan," JD said, slapping the healer's hand away. "I'm going up to my room, if anyone needs me, you can make an appointment with my secretary."

Nathan shook his head as he watched JD enter the boardinghouse. "You know, that boy could be walking around with his head in his hands and he would say nothin' was wrong."

Buck winced. "Um... kind of gross."

"Entrails in his back pocket," Nathan continued his rant.


"Spleen in his saddle bags."


"Uh, okay, Nathan. We get the point."

"Kidneys in-"


"The healer shrugged. Just tellin' it like it is, is all."


October 2004


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