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is being made. This fanfic is purely for entertainment purposes
Notes: Well, I've been reading the discussion on the list, and I
feel out of it (of course, I *always* feel 'out of it' <g>), so
I thought I'd try my hand at making up an AU. Please don't take this
seriously. (I honestly don't have a mean bone in my body. Well,
except for that *one*, but we don't talk about that.<g>) I'm
really just having some fun here. I love all of you guys. Feedback is
greatly appreciated. Please let me know what you think.
characters fight to win in the game of their lives...
Star Wars music...)
the mind that brought you these entertaining incidents...
minors drank all of my beer!"
Ruby leaned over to whisper in Mindy's ear. "Why's she keep
callin' us miners? I've never mined a day in my life."
that's a hamburger, Coke and one large fry?"
large fry? No, I don't want a large fry. I want a box with a lot of
fries in it."
straightjacket is uncomfortable to begin with...but once those drugs
start to kick in..."
*that* mind comes this epic of two sides faced in battle. The dark
side and the light. Black and white.
'War and Peace' of fanfics.....
Wars music fades to anticipatory silence )
BOARD Mag7 Chess/AU
meet the characters...
Standish - The always charming White ROOK
Ezra drawled in his best 'Scarlett O'Hara' voice, "Why, I do
declare, why ever would I be the Rook?
Ruby picked the small piece up off the board, turning it in her
fingers, peering at it intently. "Rook?" she chuckled,
"Oh, I thought it was a Crook."
Ezra smiled, his dimples showing, "that explains it." He
Wilmington - The ever helpful White KNIGHT
are you doin'?"
grinned coyly. "I'm just teachin' the Black Queen a little French."
you put her back now?"
why sure, darlin'. And, Miss Ruby, did I ever tell you how green
your eyes are? How red your hair is? Ho- ummph!!"
just get rid of the Knight. Who needs a Knight in shining armor
anyway. I mean, come on! This is the real world, and we don't want
Knights, we want COWBOYS!)
Dunne - The White PAWN
PAWN? What do you mean the pawn?? I demand a better Piece. Why can't
I be the Knight?"
I'm the Knight." Buck toned in.
Buck, you're in the trashcan."
face was dripping with incredulity; grabbing his handkerchief, he
wiped it off. "I am not a Pawn! I...am...a...Human Being!"
Larabee - The White King
Black King," Larabee hissed.
your pardon, Mr. Larabee, but you *need* to be the White King. You
can't be the black king on the white side. It just won't work.
eyes narrowed. He spoke through clenched teeth, "I have to be
the Black King. I'm the 'darkly dressed gunslinger,' 'the man in
black,' 'the...' " He reached down, letting his hand rest on the
butt of his gun. "Besides, *I* have a Peacemaker."
then. The Black King it is.
Tanner - The White Queen
The tracker's voice squeaked. He cleared his throat. "What the
hell are you talkin' about?"
chortle could be heard comin' from the direction of the waste basket.
gasped, trying to hide his chuckle and keep his 'poker face' firmly
the hell? Why am I the Queen?"
'Cause, you've got the hair."
is..." he spluttered, "This is...outrageous."
grabbed Tanner around his neck, pulling him close. "Come here,
Baby." He kissed the tracker on the side of the face."
mare's leg suddenly appeared. "We're about two seconds from
seein' what the Black King looks like on the inside."
Can't breathe. Need...air.....Ack...Thud!"
someone call the medics, Ezra's down! " Josiah yelled, just so
he could be *in* this dang story. "Trying to keep his poker face
in place must a been too hard for his heart," the ex-preacher
spoke, tears glistening in his eyes while he pushed the dark hair off
the gambler's forehead.
is nine-one-one control. What is your emergency?"
Buck yelled, "Stop playin' with that toy fire truck and call 911."
to the rescue."
fine!" Ezra jumped up, shaking the caring hands from his body.
miracle," Josiah cried. "Thank you, God." He looked
well, actually, I just needed to get my obligatory 'I'm fine' into
this story." Ezra almost looked sheepish.
with the story...
Sanchez - The White BISHOP
you going to complain?"
You're not gonna cry and scream and call your Union?"
I'm just happy to be *in* one a your stories." Josiah shook his
head at Nathan, receiving a knowing look in return.
Jackson - The White...um...er...just a sec.
consults the voices in her head. "Hey, what are the other chess
pieces?" "I don't know; I don't play chess." "You
don't?" "Nope." "Me neither." "Ahh he-ll!")
Jackson - The White...um...SOMETHING AS SOON AS I THINK OF IT
Folks, there you have it. The exciting beginning of one of the most
anticipated fanfics of the year. Will there be an actual story?
BOARD Mag7 Chess/AU
soon to a monitor near you...maybe...
let me know what you think. I'd love to know.